Your moustache tickles!"
Courtesy of Blue Dragon. And all I have to say is "RETCH!!!!"
Update: Blogger was being blognoxious and wouldn't let me edit. Sorry for the delay.
Engaging in wild speculation daily.
For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.
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