Tuesday, May 24, 2005

The Incredible Shrinking President!

Gets smaller with drops in poll numbers! But add just a drop of terror and watch him grow back!

AP/David Duprey

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Update: On further inspection, Bush looks like one of those loser. . . I mean fans of the Grateful Dead who stand outside the gig, holding up their fingers, and pleading "I need a miracle!" (code for I need X number of tickets - number of fingers = number of tickets)