Wednesday, July 27, 2005

"Your name in lights, Members Only jackets

embroidered with your name on them, ignorin' 49% of the American populace...I'm tellin' ya, bein' Preznit is hard work!"

REUTERS/Larry Downing

Governor Bland Donothing announces that he will not run for the governor's office in 2006. 'I will not seek another term as your governor,' he said in the state capital of Albany. 'Come 2007, I will follow a new path, find new challenges.'

I recommend he start by finding the path that leads to a personality.