"Yeah, it's bad an' all down there,
but ah'm not givin' back the gee-tar."
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Ah can see mah house from here!"
explains why the government won't cap gas prices in the coming weeks.
by that stoopid Hurricane Katrina, Bush, clutching his security blanket, sullenly boarded Air Force One to D.C.
Nero strummed his gee-tar.
displace over a million people: liken the Iraq clusterfuck to WWII.
Because spending ANOTHER day avoiding the monumental problem that is the Gulf Coast isn't exactly . . . wise.
"Ah'm not entirely sure what it means, but Ah like the sound of it."
during Hurricane Katrina yesterday. Because while he was touting his irrelevant Medicare reform to skeptical seniors,
to a taping of "Inside the Actor's Studio"...
Bush shows how much he REALLY cares about Medicare by playing that tiny violin:
is somehow directly related to stress levels:
Hurricane Katrina shouldn't interfere with your golf game today."
I mean, if you're going to deify a piece of fabric, isn't this kind of . . . oh, I don't know . . . hypocritical?
BAGHDAD, Iraq - Five of the top Sunni Arabs in Iraq's government spoke out Saturday against the draft constitution, delivering a major blow to last-minute efforts to craft a document that can win the backing of all ethnic and political groups.
Not that he's even qualified to be a game show host.
I have no idea why I said that.
quietly tripped the automatic testicular clamp under the dais...
Sir Ossis of Liver..."*