American teen turns corner in Iraq
and finds that it's not 1/100th as safe as BushCo. would lead us to believe.
Unable to speak Arabic, the dangers of his predicament began to dawn on him when he went out of his hotel looking for food and had to pull out his phrase book.
"And I'm like, 'Well, I should probably be going.' It was not a safe place. The way they were looking at me kind of freaked me out," he told the AP.
WHAT? They didn't shower him with chocolates and flowers?