Sunday, December 18, 2005

"We need a rewrite!!!"

Shouts of "hooah!" from the audience interrupted Cheney a few times, but mostly the service members listened intently. When he delivered the applause line, "We're in this fight to win. These colors don't run," the only sound was a lone whistle.

Other tag lines considered for Cheney's "surprise visit" speech:

* "A stitch in time saves nine."

* "What's in your wallet?"

* Iraq - I'd hit it!"

* A democratic Iraq is magically delicious!"

* Hey, Niiiiiiii-cos!"

(feel free to add your own)