"I found that Mentadent made my hair the glossiest!"
"Do you KNOW who I am?"
"I'M JUDITH FUCKING MILLER, DAMMIT!"
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the movie poster for the remake of "The Thing With Two Heads".
I mean, they certainly hire enough transgendered people.
displays his winning nipple-twisting technique.
that this is the only pearl necklace this woman will ever wear?
rehearses the Golden Calf dance sequence from "The Ten Commandments."
Lifetime Productions looking for actor to play New York Times "reporter" Judith Miller in its television film "Do You People KNOW Who I AM?"
The lifelike, yet slightly waxy representation of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed the gay marriage bill today in Sacramento.
share a lighthearted moment before the swearing in of Gollum as Chief Justice.
"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, Sasquatch?"
"So go, Mister 'I'm So Important I Can't Stay and Visit with my Bubbe.' I'll just sit here in the dark."
Judge Roberts is now Chief Justice Roberts. 78-22.
A beacon of hope in the fight for civil rights.
changed form and escaped from the courtroom.
in the middle of the night to relieve himself:
I *told* 'em there was supposed to be a banana peel there first thing this morning."
how she handles a Quiznos 2' meatball parmigiana sub.
Looks like the Bugman's goin' down.
Little girl: "She smells like Old Spice."
Extreme Makeover, "Ew, Don't Touch Me, Poor People" Edition
you ARE a black woman!"
must feed . . . need brains . . . . "
Hostage Gave Meth to Atlanta Fugitive
Affleck for Senator?
Lookit me, lookin' all stern. Oh, and make sure you git mah good side."
"That's just your color!" *click* "Don't you have pretty braids."
I damned near cried. Look at me, I'm gittin' all emotional all over again!"
. . . but right now, he's busy on traffic detail so I could fly down here."
appointed head of FEMA. So it's not my fault."
Nedra Pickler is seeing the irony:
some lousy flat bread and a little lantern."
Private Lynndie England. Guilty.
or did he pick the Cowardly Lion for "Play Your Favorite 'Wizard of Oz' Character" at dinner?
(CBS) — CBS News correspondent Gloria Borger reports that Michael Brown, who recently resigned as the head of the FEMA, has been rehired by the agency as a consultant to evaluate it's response following Hurricane Katrina.
finishing the connect-the-dots games on the diner placemat . . .
with their short hair and polo shirts and Jansport. . .
'Intelligent Design' Court Battle Begins