Wednesday, January 25, 2006

I am here.

I was losing my edge, so I'm out for a week of well-timed sailing vacay. If I really like it, I will dye my hair ultra blonde, get engaged, take a picture of myself jumping overboard with a coal-mining shark, and then go "missing." That'll give Rita Cosby a major hairball to hack up on her show.

If I ever go ashore and trip over a computer, I'll post a photo or two. But in the meantime, peruse the fabulous blogs to the right!