Thursday, January 05, 2006

"I'm delighted to be

amongst such accomplished international statesmen," said Madeleine Albright.


AP/Evan Vucci

Actually, what Ms. Albright said was:

"YOU STUPID COCKSUCKERS! YOU FUCKED UP THE GODDAMNED WORLD WITH YOUR GODDAMNED GREED AND OVERWEENING SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT!"

Ahem.

Actually, what she did was piss Bush off by insinuating that he couldn't walk and chew tabacky at the same time:

Saying the war in Iraq was "taking up all the energy" of President Bush's foreign policy team, she asked Mr. Bush whether he had let nuclear programs in Iran and North Korea spin out of control, and Latin America and China policy suffer by benign neglect.