Tuesday, January 24, 2006

"Let me tell you how I'm going to vote.

See, it's like this: When I was a freshman at University of Maryland, I had grand aspirations of becoming a best-selling author...

(3 hours later)

...and then my lovely wife ordered the osso bucco! It was really funny, and very apt, given the subject of today's vote..."

REUTERS/Larry Downing

I foresee a new superhero on the horizon: The Bloviator!