Saturday, February 18, 2006

So I'm lying awake at 2:00 a.m.

with a bad case of insomnia, and I get to thinking -- it must be nice to have a drunk Dick Cheney pepper you in the face, neck and chest with 200 steel BBs. Think of all the money to be had.

"Hello, my name is Alcoholic, and I'm a dick. No wait, that's wrong."


AP/Ed Andrieski

BLAM! BLAM!