Friday, February 03, 2006

Who knew buffalo were so good at

camouflaging themselves in the woods? And we all know that the Native Americans were terrible hunters and needed the handicap.

Courtesy of Scout Prime, we learn that Jonah "Doughy Pantload" Goldberg, is also an expert in Native American hunting techniques:

"Some say that Native Americans were great environmentalists don't know history. Some think that Indians were like a Disney movie, with Indians talking to bunnies. The great plains used to be a giant forest. The Indians burnt it to the ground to hunt buffalo."

I'm reminded of Woody Allen's "I shot a moose" monologue, only with the Jonah and his mother in buffalo costumes, instead...