Friday, March 24, 2006

Hmmm. Seems Mrs. Domenech

never got around to buying young Ben his Hooked on Ethics™ lessons for his home schooling.

No, Ben, you're not supposed to lift grafs in toto.

I propose the following chain of events:

1. It was a youthful indiscretion.
2. This smear campaign perfectly illustrates the left wing's control of the media.
3. Ben will be given a position on WaPo's editorial board.