Sunday, March 19, 2006

I suppose "hooker" constitutes

"public service."

Congresswoman Tittie Caca lies to a crowd of churchgoers.



She told the crowd that she studied under Francis Schaeffer in Geneva, Switzerland. Schaeffer is considered a founder of the modern evangelical movement, which encourages advocating Christian beliefs in public life. Schaeffer, in his book, A Christian Manifesto, called for Christian activists to demand "biblical morality" in government affairs.

Define "biblical morality" to me. Because as far as I can tell, fixing the vote, canoodling on national television with someone who's not your husband, taking bribes from lobbyists, and sticking your tits in the TV cameras ain't exactly Old or New Testament.