Abu Gonzales, panty-sniffer?
Get out of my goddamned lingerie drawer, you power-crazed perv!
In a private meeting with industry representatives, Gonzales, Mueller and other senior members of the Justice Department said Internet service providers should retain subscriber information and network data for two years, according to two sources familiar with the discussion who spoke on condition of anonymity.
"Um...what was this order you placed for 'Love Lube'?"
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