Wednesday, May 10, 2006

And then my head went *BOOM*!

Via the befezzed Dr. Atta J. Turk, we learn that Bush thinks that the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the lame can walk:

Mr. Bush visited with some waiting in a courtyard where Frank Sinatra's "Young At Heart" played on the loudspeakers, then he went indoors where people were looking over the laptops. He walked around giving handshakes and hugs to those who rose for his entrance, and greeted a man who remained sitting in a wheelchair with, "You look mighty comfortable."

"You want some corn, Gimpy? You want it? Huh? Huh?"

Now get out of that wheelchair and come get it!