Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The Preznit tries out a new

messaging technique for the next SOTU:

huckster 2

"Okay, one word . . . one word . . ."

huckster 1

"One syllable? One syllable!"

Huckster 7

"Umm . . . small word . . . Well, duh. It's one syllable. Oh, sounds like . . ."

huckster 5

"Money! Filthy lucre! Moolah! Spendy! Mad bank! Diebold!"

Huckster 6

"Oh, right. One syllable. Cash? Dough?"

doobie bros.

"Spliff! Joint! Doob! Toke!"

orphan annie 3

"Sorry. . . I forgot."

doobie bros.

"Bunghole! Jeff Gannon! Blow job! Head!"

huckster 4

"Head? Head! Sounds like 'head'! Red, bed, lead, tread, dead . . . DEAD!"

huckster 3

"Democracy is DEAD! Ohhhh!"

All photos AP/Charles Rex Arbogast and REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque