Meet Tony, who's lived most everywhere,
From Zanzibar to Barclay Square.
And Dubya who never left Crawford
Hated furrners from what he'd heard — What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical cousins, yeah that's right.
One pair of matching bookends,
Different as night and . . . night.
White House/Shealah Craighead
Where Tony adores to see Hong Kong,
The Ballet Russes, and to play ping pong,
Our George loves to rock and roll,
A hot dog makes him lose control — and he'll steal your bong!
Still, they're cousins,
Identical cousins and you'll find,
They laugh alike, they walk alike,
At times they even talk alike —
You can lose your mind,
When cousins are two of a kind.
("Patty Duke Show" lyrics - Sid Ramin/Bob Wells)