Friday, June 23, 2006

Geraldo Rivera, whose definition of "combat"

includes getting into Hamptons night clubs, negotiating prenuptial agreements with his numerous wives, and getting hit in the nose by a chair-wielding talk show guest, thrusts himself back into the spotlight. No, no one's panties are sniffed or graves desecrated this time; instead, Rivera beats his chest and declares himself a "combat reporter."

The King of All Posers, the man, as Dr. Atta J. Turk points out, whose "contribution to journalism since the early 1980s is only noted for its inconsquential productivity, other than producing buffoonery," has the fucking audacity to declare himself more combat-ready than John Kerry.

Funny, rumor around town is that Rivera allegedly married his first wife (of 5) in order to avoid the Vietnam War draft. Kerry served.

watch the dirtbag in action here.