Thursday, June 29, 2006

I wonder if DeLay's interested

in a guest blogger position over at Rising Hegemon - After Dark!

“Who wants a beaver?” DeLay asked the crowd, hawking a sheared-beaver vest that a lobbyist later won for $1,400.

"Hoots," reports Roll Call's Mary Ann Akers, "and hollers followed." Probably because the crowd of hunters, hunter-lovers, and those who make their living kissing up to hunter-loving lawmakers understood that "beaver" is a slang term for vagina -- although, who knows, maybe they were super-excited about the flat-tailed, dam-building rodents.

“Everybody likes beaver, even women,” DeLay declared happily, with a passion he once reserved for attacking "liberals." “The best thing about it, it’s a shaved beaver!" he exclaimed -- blissfully ignorant, it would seem, of the disturbing psychosexual inference that prepubescence is somehow erotic in a female partner.


"Hey, you like beaver?"


REUTERS/Evan Sisley

"How 'bout you? You like beaver?"


REUTERS/Evan Sisley

"Me? Oh, I love beaver!"


REUTERS/Jason Reed


full story here.

[h/t Eschaton reader jac.]