Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Nice try.

Maybe you should try card tricks. They're a little easier for wowing crowds, once you get the hang of 'em.

The Senate blocked on Wednesday a bid to amend the Constitution to essentially ban same-sex marriage.

Proponents failed to get the 60 votes needed to end debate and move to a vote on the actual amendment.


Okay, now you can all get back to the more important things on the Senate agenda. Quick, look over there! Black lesbian atheists burning the flag!

full story here.