So he really IS Rush "Limpdick".
Some things are just too horrid to contemplate:
Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.
Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn't have Limbaugh's name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office.
Now let's see how this doesn't violate the prosecution agreement.
UPDATE: As reader amyc over at TBogg's place points out - "The Dominican Republic apparently has a booming sex trade (or rape trade, if you're like me and don't believe 13-yr-old girls really consent to be whores for rich tourists). As nightmare-inducing as the answers might be, I think The American People need to ask why an unmarried Christian man would take a suitcase full of dick drugs on a Third-World sex tour. (Although perhaps we shouldn't rule out missionary work.)"
GAH! THE HYPOCRISY! IT BURRRRRRRRNS!