"Get your hand off me,

you damned dirty ape!"


REUTERS/Jason Reed

I'm serious. The man has issues!

UPDATE: Since it's not entirely clear from the photograph (it looks like he's caressing Rep. Al Green's face), the caption reads:

U.S. President George W. Bush playfully slaps U.S. Congressman Al Green (D-TX) as he greets delegates following his remarks at the annual convention at the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) in Washington July 20, 2006.

Okay, let's just take a step back here. You show up for the FIRST FUCKING TIME of your presidency at the NAACP's annual meeting, and what do you do? You slap a black man in the face.

Check, please!