Sunday, August 13, 2006

No, he leaves that to the Master Blaster.

On Friday's edition of Fox's O'Reilly Factor, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that President Bush has never "tried to frighten anybody" by politicizing terror but that he doesn't speak for Vice President Cheney.

"Boo! I will kill you with the death rays from my hands!"

AFP/Jim Watson

But Tony, you're the White House spokesman. Last time I checked, Crashcart was part of this administration and even has offices in the building. Which means, of course, that you DO speak for him. Now say it with me, Tony: "GNAAAAAARRRRR!"

See how Pony Blow spins like Lindsey Lohan's rolodex on a Saturday night.