Okay, I know it's gauche.
But my birthday's on Monday, and you know what I'd like?
To hit the one million mark for DR by the end of the day on 8/14. We're pretty close, a little over 13.5K+ to go, thanks to the unexpected link from Generalissimo Kos & Co. yesterday.
If not, no biggie.
But still. I'm not getting any younger, people. Just crankier.