Ah, Bernie, you bullet-headed lug, you.
WASHINGTON - Disgraced ex-Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik went to Iraq in 2003 to restore law and order, but instead signed autographs and gave press conferences as a celebrity 9/11 hero, former colleagues charge.
After arriving in Baghdad's protected Green Zone in May 2003, Kerik was supposed to take over the occupation's Interior Ministry and train hundreds of cops to stabilize the country.
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Just 105 days after he arrived, Kerik abruptly left Baghdad on a CIA flight, sources told the Daily News. He landed in Amman, Jordan, before jetting to Europe - where he went to "decompress," Kerik later said.
Couldn't find an adequate love nest for your Iraqi concubine?
more lunacy here.