Thursday, September 14, 2006

File under: Up is Down, War is Peace.

WASHINGTON, Sept. 12 — Congress and the American public must accept that the government cannot protect every possible target against attack if it wants to avoid fulfilling Al Qaeda’s goal of bankrupting the nation, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told a Senate committee Tuesday.

Because bankrupting the nation is BushCo.'s job, dammit!

So they're going to spend the money protecting petting zoos in Missouri, but not the ports along the East and West Coasts? That's money well spent.

How do they utter this shit without doubling over in laughter?

More Orwellian doublespeak here.