A watertiger roar of thanks
to reader Zoe for sending me this:
THANK YOU!!!! Would it be too weird if I slept with it on my pillow?
Engaging in wild speculation daily.
For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.
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