What's more disturbing
than the color?
They're breakaway track pants.
Think about that for a moment, won't you?
[photo via P O'Neill]
Engaging in wild speculation daily.
For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.
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