"And I am a material girl..."
Bush offered his audience a dose of Energy 101, asserting early in his speech: "We live in a global world. When the demand for oil goes up in China or in India, it causes the price of crude oil to rise. And since we import about 60 percent of the crude oil we use, it causes our price to go up as well, which means the economy becomes less competitive."
"And then, of course, there's the national security concern for oil," Bush added. "Why? Well, we get oil from some countries that don't particularly care for us."
Meanwhile, Denny goes all "Thriller" on Bush's ass:
more Madonna-esque lyrics here.