Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The first two graduates of

The Joseph Lieberman Second Place Finishing School:

George "Macaca" Allen:

Some members of Mr. Allen’s camp suggested Tuesday night and today that he would challenge the vote count, which amounts to less than one-half of 1 percent of the more than 2.3 million votes cast. The process in Virginia is complex and time-consuming and results of a formal recount might not be known until nearly Christmas.

Conrad "Monty" Burns:

As for Montana, a recount is possible if the total is within 1/4 of one percent. There were 404,084 votes. 1/4 of one percent of that would be 1,010 votes. Right now, Tester has a 2, 848 vote lead. That one is over. There won't be a recount in Montana, even though Burns still refuses to concede.

Good lord. It's "Burns and Allen."