To mark the shift in power to the Democrats,
Darth Cheney reinvents his evil persona by wearing a lampshade on his head.
Unfortunately, all he succeeds in doing is shorting out the lamp with his pacemaker.
Engaging in wild speculation daily.
For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.
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